Joke on Inflation

Wife -Mujhe Kisi Mehangi Jagah Ghumane Le Chalo ( Hi! I dream to visit a very posh  cosmopolitan place!!!)

Husband - Chalo Ready Ho Jao ( Okay, Let's Get Ready ...Here we go....)
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Chalo Petrol Pump Chalte Hain.( Let's go to a Petrol Pump.)